Thursday, March 8, 2007

A Few Words To Mark My Return

First, a big FUCK YOU! to the asshole that took elvishenry.blogspot.com and turned it into a generic Internet billboard. The page is titled "Torrance insurance truck." I don't know what the hell that is. While I understand why someone would want to try and capitalize on my highly recognizable name, it's still some low shit to be pulling on a brother.

I'm back on Stars laying bad beats and receiving even more. Uncle Sammy has a bug up his ass about online gambling, but We the Little People are quickly finding ways to move our money on Cyberspace. Let's face it, folks, the good things in life -- and I'm talking about online poker, Internet porn, Cuban cigars, etc. -- are pleasures that the Powers That Be in D.C. will never cease to attempt to keep from us. If we must be outlaws, then so be it. Because without the sinful delights this world has to offer, well, what is left for us, the degenerate gamblers and otherwise morally depraved?

I look forward to posting more delicious literary nuggets to this blog. Welcome back!

Elvis F. Henry

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